This guy needs to diagonally move his ass out of Congress.

I mean, you must know people who are stuck in crappy jobs because they need the insurance, when they are both qualified to and interested in staring their own businesses, people who would find it so much easier to live if they could get loans at reasonable rates, credit at reasonable rates, and were secured from…

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Brian Kilmeade’s library:

If Florida were a woman instead of a state, it would look just like Jeanine Pirro.

It’s not just the Native American thing. But even with that, the type of fence-sitting idiot voters who don’t know whether to a.) vote for a Democrat or a Republican b.) vote for a Democrat or third party or c.) vote at all will not likely know or care whether the First Nation forgave her.

I can’t disagree with anything you’re saying. Truly. We all might have different number one priorities for a candidate in this upcoming primary. Maybe it’s climate change, maybe it’s voting rights, maybe it’s income inequality, maybe it’s election reform. But because America’s political system is hot garbage, the top…

“I am SOOO glad they didn’t have Facebook back when I was a young prophet!”

I don’t know. The guy needlessly slaughtered an entire herd of pigs, cursed a fig tree for failing to provide him with fruit out of season, told his followers that he expected them to “hate” their families, and then told his followers he’d BRB before they died, and that was over 2,000 years ago.

I think the larger point is that GMG makes Kinja a clique-y place by definition, in that there is a two-tiered comment system, the administration of which is largely ignored or mismanaged. I don’t think that’s unfairly critical to say, when a stated goal of a mass greyening is to reduce trolling and the subsequent…

Jesus that’s horrible.

Also, it’s not any worse than the legal forms of grift that get morons like George W. Bush accepted at Yale.

Yes, that’s my point exactly. My commentary is not limited to this particular scandal.

Jesus Christ, people are creating Kinja versions of those terrible Twitter “parody” accounts now?

Yep. It’ll be like The Handmaid’s Tale but with corporations instead of men.  My great grandchildren will be named Ofxfinity and Ofbeefobradys.

Cameron Todd Willingham.

No, I get that. But the fact that one’s athletic ability should determine one’s educational path is mindfuckingly stupid. 

Just like Carnegie and Rockefeller dreamed of!

I think about that way too much, actually. I think our corporatist future will be more about indentured servitude than debtors’ prisons. Of course, it won’t be called “indentured servitude.” It will be called like, “Service Bonus Agreements” and the law to pass it will be called the “Freedom From Tyranny And Pain And…

SOCIETY: “What should we do about people who don’t have enough money?”