But can she bowl her age like me? I bet not.

Lady and her cigarette are both on fire.

I think Bartolo finally has a worthy rival for the title of True GOAT.  

Initial reports have PacMan avoiding the confrontation, grabbing something to eat, and then seeking out his attacker.

It’s weird. I live in Roswell, which is a neighboring community (my kids are zoned to go to Milton High School). If we take out the Shady McCoy angle, it seems pretty similar to another targeted break-in in the area from a couple weeks ago. That time it was in Alpharetta, which is also right next door to Milton.

True story: When I was in 6th grade, I had an arch nemesis named Macalister.

And that guy is a Fjord Explorer!  Waka waka waka.

Yeah I don’t know I’m in LaGuardia and it makes you stupid. 

how do you fjord a river?

He couldn’t be dumb enough to have someone break-in and demand the same items that are being requested in the court proceedings... could he?

My early consolations to Vukojevic’s family, after he (inevitably) dies from self inflicted radiation poisoning and driving his car off a cliff, while stabbing himself 56 times.  

Why do you hate the military and America?

Way Way better than mine which just says DJOOS CONTROL ALL THE BANKS AND THE MEDIA

Do the likable teams get smaller batteries and empty beers?

How else do you expect to produce future champions?

Two things:

Its not just you, and I could see it being a problem, but since he is just being a drunken Russian bear and nobody seems to feel left out, I say we endorse it as good, and not bad.

Did he...do you think... nah. Well, maybe...he is pretty hammered...

In Russia, beer has too much Ovechkin.

but the 1,000 fans planning to attend the event deserve better.