You are worth at least 2.2 billion dollars and you decide to go cheap and get the brass testicles? Get some gold ones and commit, or stay the hell out of my cartoonishly evil NFL owner’s group.

In a just world, he’d be the eventual successor to Mark Emmert.

I have a hard time believing the Patriots would employ anyone capable of committing such a heinous crime for so many years.

Actually, it mostly produces North American Developmental Hockey players. I’ll show myself out.

This deserves so many stars, a full cycle of them.

WHL, are you sure? I wasn’t super paying attention, but I thought I heard someone (maybe my bio professor) say that Krebs was going to end up in ATP.

These dudes sound like they could lead a band playing a local GMO-free coffee shop

Agreed. I’d love to see him 100% recover and physically be able to play football again. And when he gets to that point I truly hope he decides not to.

This doesn’t make me feel good. It makes me feel heart-broken.

No, Kraft makes cheese not glue.

I’ll be honest, I’ve never heard “monkey” used as a slur against Brazilians/South Americans/Hispanics/Latinos.

Will Tom Brady Sit, Stay, or Play Ball?

So...experimenting on lab animals is just as inhumane as experimenting on Black women? Seems like you should be the one to fuck off.

Yeah but how many Euro trophies has Messi won?

the retirement of offensive lineman Richie Incognito

They’re not the Orlando Illusion

Orlando’s next head coach will be the team’s fifth in six years.

Baseball; more or less homoerotic than lacrosse?

“More like Trystin’ Thompson right guys?”

“His corking isn’t so good.”