Dude Luke ALWAYS complained. I think you need to re watch Starwars. Guy was whiny AF.

I mean the white one or the yellow one is the default so I think it’s pretty stupid to go out of your way to use a brown one. But having said that, do other brown people care? As a brown myself, I don’t think I do.

So this is WWE now?

I looked at stats for that once and being a cop has never been a particularly dangerous job even when they weren’t trigger happy. The problem has always been the sort of person that’s usually drawn to this profession-bullies.

At some point we’re going to need to make cops choose between valuing their own lives above anyone else’s, and getting paid hazard pay. The job isn’t actually dangerous if the default response is to kill anyone who looks remotely threatening, and so perhaps cops should be paid like private security guards.

grasping at straws....

Tiger Woods once fucked up his ankle while celebrating one-in-each-hole.

“because they comment on other dogs testicles at the dog park.”

They probably liked the fact that RG3's knee isn’t even capable of bending.

He’s Johnny Football, not Johnny Tape. Fuck’s sake.

Yeah.

There are few things better in life than Yankees fans with hope. They decided - last year - that this year’s World Series is theirs (I mean, why bother playing the season?) We got a taste of this in the first half last year, when Judge was hitting and there was all this talk of being “ahead of schedule”.

They cheered for A-Rod??

Except for you know, Miami...

This is satire, right?

New York is gross.

If he signed with Boston, he would have only heard racial slurs, not boos.

This is exactly why I’ve never signed with the Yankees

The biggest problem I have with these payment methods is that not every merchant supports them, and not every credit card does either. When mobile credit cards are as ubiquitous as regular credit cards, I think the balance will tip.

Soooooo no cocktails?