I think there are a few ads about the repercussions of not asking for permission.

Warren Beatty?

(source Del Monte ad: [www.oobject.com])

Huh. I thought it was called Mine King Solomon.

Sodomy is not a civil right.

I... err... What were we talking about?

I can't remember if the bible mentions taints or not, but it definitely mentions chodes.

BUT THEY HAD BREASTS, MRGOH.

What are the reasons, then? (no snark, genuine curiosity).

His mom doesn't know how to text.

LFO?

#COTD

Yup. Deliver those 25,000 signatures to their 10 largest sponsors instead of Seventeen, accompanied by 25,000 letters stating an intent to boycott the sponsors' products. Squeeze their primary revenue sources.

Rule #1. You are clearly an aficionado.

A wig? Devious, sneaky, manipulative, and lying to snag the right one?

It is actually the same one that is in He's Just Not That Into You, which is that it is a waste of time to go after someone who is not actively interested in you.

Is your hair long? I remember that was one of the "Rules."

Oh god, do I even wanna know what "ruthless dicking" is? Is it a George Tierney tweet?

Quick! Someone email George Tierney and tell him a comment about him made Comment of the Day on Jezebel and count the minutes before he demands it be taken down!

♫ ♬ ♫ She asked him if that was a big government in his pocket or if he was just happy to see her. ♫ ♬ ♫ Whoaaaaa-whoaaaaaaa whoaaaaaa. ♫ ♬ ♫ ♬