If Kelly Clarkson is really having that hard of a time thinking of something shitty to write about, she can always just look back to Ron Paul for that.

Your answer was amazing. :)

Oh, fucking BRAVO, Deadly.

What would you like for my birthday?

Carlos, do they not have "queers" on Hoth? Also, I seem to remember Luke Skywalker and Han Solo getting pretty chummy in a few scenes...

And since these conservatives are so anti-fucking, let's see who dies out first!!!

Don't worry, y'all! I've got Pastor Chuck's real plan right here!

@all

George Tierney, you kiss your mother with that dick sucker?

George Tierney not only hates fun but George Tierney also hates himself, George Tierney. Also, George Tierney hates dicks. George Tierney hates mouths, which he likes to refer to as "dick suckers."

George Tierney demands you take that down. Take it off google right now. Take it off the internet. If you do not remove his photo from the internet, he will sue you and make you pay for his lawyers. George Tierney did not give you permission to post his photograph on the internet.

That thing is not just a "god damn dick sucker!"

And then what happened?!?! What did the cake do?!?!

It's the kinda cake that says, "Hey, I need a little 'me' time."

EPIC thread. I laughed at every comment.

King hasn't scared me since seventh grade, but it left me shook.

Good point. Paul Ryan's budget was a wonderful piece of Dickensian fiction.

Also, when there were dark and stormy nights.

It's about time people start writing stories where one thing happens after another.

"Anecdata." Genius. Fucking brilliant. May I steal that?