Everyone knows equality is so sexxxy.

Hocicona.

You win the D'aaaaawwwwwwwwww! Award. :)

Well, there is the time KD Lang got "shaved" by Cindy Crawford on the cover of Vanity Fair...

Why thank you! I blame BluTGI, whose inability to get jokes screwed up my original post!

It's only hurting because I'm laughing so fucking hard

PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.

When flannels collide, the result is a lesbian singularity.

She's headed for a Vagzkrieg!

Great, MoGlo, now my response makes no sense. How is BluTGI ever gonna get that this post is a joke?

It's called "jokes." Sometimes, the blog Jezebel likes to do this really crazy thing where they present humorous stories.

I just googled "shitass" and...I may never recover.

Feminists are all lesbians who oppose procreation and would destroy their ovaries and eggs if given the chance.

A 21st century mash-up of DH Lawrence and Betty Crocker?

Feminist Majority Foundation sells them.

What, Exactly, Does a Feminist Look Like?

I'm trying to understand what could ever warrant the creation of this picture, but I'm seriously at a loss.

What the fuck is this?

You just knooooow it was something all anti-Jesusy.