Ha! I knew I'd find you in an Avengers thread! :)

Have you considered asking any of them out? Is that done here at Jezebel?

¡Escandalo!

Oooh, who are they?

Is that Liberty University's annual class picture?

I know I really should be laughing hard at the abortion, witchcraft, denim things, but for some reason the only thing that keeps sticking out is this:

You're supposed to be on your knees for hours until you feel the Lord all over your face!

I'll bet even the cash registers are cool.

My boyfriend's beard contains multitudes...of my kisses!. When we kiss "goodbye" in the morning I like to think he's savoring my lip gloss scent all day. <3

Tap water is free and healthy.

Romney ostensibly is [human] and does [have a conscience].

Dr. Phillip Frost (Opko, Ivax, and Teva) gave almost equal amounts to both Democrat and Republican candidates in the last election cycle (he gave $2,400, the maximum allowed, to two Democrats and three Republicans in the Florida House and Senate races). This is actually common practice for pharmaceutical companies…

Yeah, I agree. I'm not calling her a hypocrite; I'm laughing because she's on tape saying the "b" word, too.

I mean, those were my hopes, I'm not gonna lie. Otherwise, her comment just sounds so over-the-top self-congratulatory and smug that it's hard for me to even want to say to anyone "Thank you for saving the planet," even if it were true (which it's not; however, I would also have slightly pushed back on the "not based…

#COTD

Mitt Romney joke.

The Washington Post didn't actually say "nobody would bat an eye" at the appearance of a male politician; this article incorrectly extrapolated that.

Let's be hopeful...maybe it'll be another Loving v. Virginia.

I can't even address what Jones's process could possibly be because I'm laughing at the thought of you calling your little sister a "whore."

Well, she did phrase her tweet in a way that seemed to object to the word "b*tch" all around, not necessarily as used by men: