Check this shit out, much better feels

COTY

He registered as a candidate for 2020 the day after he was inaugurated so that he can keep shilling hats.

It’s what makes him money

Looks like the corpse of the pilot ejected from the crash on the left still in the sitting position.

What they should have done upon the release of the “S” is completely replace the original X1 sku, and this upgrade should have been called the Xbox One S.

I believe it was Douglas Hofstadter who coined Hofstadter’s Law: ‘a project will always take longer than expected, even when accounting for Hofstadter’s Law’

The quest is on Miiverse, not the games

Good luck finding straight socks

This passage was amazing:

💩

I keep thinking of Oriza from The Dark Tower and how cool it would be if Orisa threw razor-edged plates for a primary weapon. I guess it’d be pretty similar to Zenyatta’s stars though.

I’m gonna leave this one to the great Mos Def:

Wheeeeeeeeeeee!

What a sell-out

Whoa! Who saw that coming!?