I don’t know if it will help maintain anyone’s sanity but I read this article on politico today and it’s got some good anecdotes about the chucklehead in chief that got me laughing.

No.

I’ve thought about this a lot since Election Day.

I guess we’ll always have this

Fuck that plane-on-a-plane shit, lets build a space elevator

I’ve had a 2tb toshiba drive that I got on sale a year ago just laying around the house, can’t wait to plug it in to my PS4. Any word on when this update is due?

I’ve had a 2tb toshiba drive that I got on sale a year ago just laying around the house, can’t wait to plug it in to…

It’s the White Man’s Burden that weighs his shoulders down like that.

Three times! I was about to look up whether he had changed his name or if this was a different show.

I’m high as hell and laughing my ass off. And now I’m going to listen to some Beastie Boys.

lol iPhone tried to capitalize god for me too and the lowercase didn’t even show up in the suggestions. What the hell? (Didn’t auto capitalize hell).

I thought the same thing. ‘I raised awareness because this three year old article was popular. Also, nobody covered it’

I think that “thank god” has been sufficiently removed from the actual concept of “God” (or god) that it shouldn’t be problematic for you. Also leaving “god” uncapitalized is either a typo (given your footnote this seems unlikely), or it is a purposeful distinction from “God”- the King James translation for both…

More like lost a fight with syphilis

I think it’s used a lot to mean “skimming” instead of “a close reading.”

And “peruse!”

If you press “use” twice it will open the door all the way.

I read her statement and thought about how quickly she would get canned for not obeying. This was quicker than I expected.

Lol okay, that makes a lot more sense than what I was imagining