In the 90s we had TURBO sunglasses. 

I think we actually need to separate traffic enforcement from other law enforcement. There Venn diagram simply isn’t large enough. 

As Tifa was my first video game crush, I always feel a little cheated that her remake version doesn’t look like she’s constantly in danger of falling on her face.

Nice to see they’ve added some actual center console storage. 

There’s a pretty dedicated sand-hooning community of CT Taycans. 

That’s Mamba Green. It’s a $3K upgrade in the US.

There is no Apple Car. There never has been an Apple car. It has always been about partnerships with automakers. Cars are low margin vehicles virtually across the board. Every delay You see is just some other clueless Apple analyst trying to not look like an ass.

Tesla’s physical key fobs are one of the things they got right.

A manual Carrera T has a 0-60 of 3.9 sec.

PS3 outsold the 360 in Europe, which has been the largest gaming market since the PS2 era.

I own a Taycan I would really enjoy more aggressive regen, maybe not true one-pedal driving would be nice. I’d also appreciate the ability to turn OFF creep, but again, I get why Porsche made those decisions. 

The trunk in my Taycan is massively deep?

I’m putting my money behind Tom’s Porsche suggestion. 

They never got to that number. 

I had one of these, and it was a fantastically fun car to drive and whip around country road corners. Alas, the double-DIN aftermarket stereo gets rid of the original charm of the silver flip-over concealer it had for its sing-DIN stereo and the orange is ... not nice.

I’m waiting on them to retcon the Fighting Hellfish into a Desert Storm unit. 

Is he? He’s got a pretty severe mental illness and has been harassed and stalked by people who just plain don’t like him for more than a decade now. 

Just let the dude live his life. 

Yep. My Taycan went from 20-100% in 25 minutes at a 150kw DC charger at the Porsche dealership. Actually FINDING one of these HV chargers that are functional is another matter.

Yeah this was literally someone going “Oh shit, I forgot to request this social graphic from creative before they all went on break! Fuck what do I do?! I know, Midjourney!”