But.... no wireless carplay? :( 

This was the revelation for me. Like, I always assumed the question assumed the pineapple is applied to the pizza before cooking.

Maybe that’s why he’s removing the character limit on Twitter...

I love bagging on Musk as much as the next guy, but this disclaimer is pretty normal for basically every shareholder call.

Glad I skipped this one then.

The Senate and Biden should both ignore this. No one doing anything sensitive should be using it anyway, and banning TikTok *will* alienate Gen-Z voters faster than you can say “THOT makeup filter.”

Many of these seem to be “I spent a lot of money on something people judge me for buying, so I will die on this hill and say I am satisfied.’

And this article is how I know Kenneth Shepard is not actually old enough to remember MK2 in arcades. 

I seem to recall some fatalities literally being listed on the gaming cabinet.

I actually have. Hated it. It corners like a fucking boat.

Do the kinks being fixed also include the fact that it feels like you’re driving a Mack truck (and not in a good way)?

Past tense. She also said inspired, not admired.

I need this. 

Making the cooldowns longer killed this for me.

This is a bullshit reason, and always has been. All publishers send the box art for print to GameStop upon request, and GameStop could simple print it off and put it in a dummy case (which they have billions of).

Uhhh, sorry what?I had texted all of my customers

The best stories have an element of truth in them.

I can’t wait for Dominion Voting System to own Fox News in the literal sense, because that really does look like where this is going. 

Given how such a move wouldn’t really impact the number of the house at all, I say let them leave.

Nah, the FF is fucking gorgeous and I’ll gladly take it off Your hands if You don’t want it.