Maybe that’s why he’s removing the character limit on Twitter...

I love bagging on Musk as much as the next guy, but this disclaimer is pretty normal for basically every shareholder call.

Glad I skipped this one then.

The Senate and Biden should both ignore this. No one doing anything sensitive should be using it anyway, and banning TikTok *will* alienate Gen-Z voters faster than you can say “THOT makeup filter.”

Many of these seem to be “I spent a lot of money on something people judge me for buying, so I will die on this hill and say I am satisfied.’

And this article is how I know Kenneth Shepard is not actually old enough to remember MK2 in arcades. 

I seem to recall some fatalities literally being listed on the gaming cabinet.

I actually have. Hated it. It corners like a fucking boat.

Do the kinks being fixed also include the fact that it feels like you’re driving a Mack truck (and not in a good way)?

Past tense. She also said inspired, not admired.

I need this. 

Making the cooldowns longer killed this for me.

This is a bullshit reason, and always has been. All publishers send the box art for print to GameStop upon request, and GameStop could simple print it off and put it in a dummy case (which they have billions of).

Uhhh, sorry what?I had texted all of my customers

The best stories have an element of truth in them.

I can’t wait for Dominion Voting System to own Fox News in the literal sense, because that really does look like where this is going. 

Given how such a move wouldn’t really impact the number of the house at all, I say let them leave.

Nah, the FF is fucking gorgeous and I’ll gladly take it off Your hands if You don’t want it.

You call them that as long as there’s a chance someone is trying to ban them. 

They already rule the House