The seasonal storytelling is fine.

Good for Microsoft. Good for the employees.

They are? That’s literally what the Tweet says, they just can’t explicitly say “Google” in public statements. 

And people would still complain.

If YouTube doesn’t report viewership on the per account basis, Blizzard can’t grant rewards.

How dare you try and define Wednesday Addams.

Obama makes a strong case for the abolishment of the 22nd Amendment. 

Did You bother to look at the OWL Twitter feed?

I’m actually starting to think Musk is just firminly in the chaotic neutral camp, which objectively makes him a shithead, but the use of a prop gun here is almost hilariously deliberate enough for me to think he’s poking fun at the new Right wingers who idolize him now he’s pissed off the left by not being Mr. Mother…

Spilled coffee? Are you fucking kidding me with that shit?

This is sort of shitty to reduce Hotz to that. Hotz is an extremely talented programmer and is, actually, the real deal that Elon claims to be but isn’t (claimed he programmed PayPal, claims to do all sorts of code for Tesla and SpaceX but doesn’t really, etc.).

I remember my first console controller—the polished black batwing I used to steer my Xbox 360—as vaguely sticky.

The Xbox One base controller was a straight upgrade. The Elite controller was a HUGE upgrade. I don’t see why anyone would get this.

Dollars to donuts this is tire rotations and alignments.

Microsoft cannot legally have any influence on this process until the deal to buy ATVI is complete. 

We got a Dem senate, it’s time to activate RADICAL LEFT.

I don’t think you understand how standards or engineering works...

The Tesla can handle an absurd amount of charge. 

He’ll always be my Captain Sunshine.