Spilled coffee? Are you fucking kidding me with that shit?

This is sort of shitty to reduce Hotz to that. Hotz is an extremely talented programmer and is, actually, the real deal that Elon claims to be but isn’t (claimed he programmed PayPal, claims to do all sorts of code for Tesla and SpaceX but doesn’t really, etc.).

I remember my first console controller—the polished black batwing I used to steer my Xbox 360—as vaguely sticky.

The Xbox One base controller was a straight upgrade. The Elite controller was a HUGE upgrade. I don’t see why anyone would get this.

Dollars to donuts this is tire rotations and alignments.

Microsoft cannot legally have any influence on this process until the deal to buy ATVI is complete. 

We got a Dem senate, it’s time to activate RADICAL LEFT.

I don’t think you understand how standards or engineering works...

The Tesla can handle an absurd amount of charge. 

He’ll always be my Captain Sunshine.

Why are you saying “streamers” and not “streaming services” or “streaming platforms.” Streamers is a word that already has a very specific meaning.

John Mayer is the human embodiment of “I get older and they stay the same age”

Stop calling them abortion pills, call them “menstrual cycle stabilization pills.”

Which, even as someone who read the tie-in novels and loved beating the game the right way is... somewhat accurate. The story is nonsense in the way only the 90s can be. 

I don’t think making a new series with the same characters is a reboot? I think that’s a spin off.

But it’s not how penile is spelt. 

I honestly don’t think the “gay marriage” carrot works for most Americans except the absolute most insane religious extremists. I think most Americans have sort of gone “Eh, so what?”

Man if only. 

You tried, but your lack of spelling knowledge let you down.

People who thing John Fetterman has a speech impediment really must not have been paying to literally any speech Trump has given since his dementia began to set in (2015 or so).