I remember my first console controller—the polished black batwing I used to steer my Xbox 360—as vaguely sticky.

The Xbox One base controller was a straight upgrade. The Elite controller was a HUGE upgrade. I don’t see why anyone would get this.

I mean, Musk is a fucking dipshit, but I don’t really have a ton of sympathy for people who talk shit in an internal group about their CEO? 

Dollars to donuts this is tire rotations and alignments.

Microsoft cannot legally have any influence on this process until the deal to buy ATVI is complete. 

Man I thought Apple’s thorough review processes would catch this sort of malicious code?! That’s what Tim keeps saying.

It’s a demonstrable fact, but the issue is Autopilot miles are all highway, when most accidents by human drivers occurs on city streets.

In which case, you knowingly chose to defeat the attention checker and Tesla would not be at fault. 

We got a Dem senate, it’s time to activate RADICAL LEFT.

I don’t think you understand how standards or engineering works...

The Tesla can handle an absurd amount of charge. 

He’ll always be my Captain Sunshine.

Why are you saying “streamers” and not “streaming services” or “streaming platforms.” Streamers is a word that already has a very specific meaning.

John Mayer is the human embodiment of “I get older and they stay the same age”

Cool. Yahama soundbars were doing this literally 12 years ago. You could put buckets over speakers and it would adjust output to make it sounds like there was nothing there. 

Meta also knows that advertisers are taking a look at their own practices and not exactly thrilled. 

Stop calling them abortion pills, call them “menstrual cycle stabilization pills.”

Which, even as someone who read the tie-in novels and loved beating the game the right way is... somewhat accurate. The story is nonsense in the way only the 90s can be. 

Right, and Uber has not popped that consent UI. This is supposed to be a separate consent UI than either AppTrackingTransparency or the general notifications modal. 

This feels like it violates Apple’s Push notification guidance: