Where and when the fuck did you live because that is fucking horrifying.

DICE forgot what made Battlefield 3 and 4 great fun:

This has always been the case though? Destiny did it with Red Bull. Halo 3 did promo shit with Mountain Dew. APEX is doing promo codes with Monster Energy. 

The preferred term for the HCS colour palette is “Pepsi Spartans.”

To be fair, companies being listed on stock exchanges outside of their home country is weird to begin with. 

This is one of the dumbest takes I’ve seen in a while. 

Just buy Tom’s guys. It’s great.

This is a loss for pro-choice even if they win the battle and SCOTUS’ answer to the question “Whether all pre-viability prohibitions on elective abortions are unconstitutional” is “Yes,” which would draw a hard line for abortion bans at 22 weeks.

Yes, and that’s definitely something that all people comply with.

Is Morbius in the MCU? Including who I assume to be Vulture in the trailer seems... odd otherwise.

Water is wet! 

Delivery from Best Buy is free for most TVs. Wait a couple of days.

I’m guessing a lot of people just... use CarPlay/Android Auto, which does largely the same thing without the need for someone at Spotify to work on a different user experience.

I’d rather have Twitter than Facebook, for the simple reason the echo chamber is smaller on Twitter, even for those with an audience, because it doesn’t have Grounds like FB does, which means your racist Uncle can’t find it.

Have you seen the current bullet? McConaughey can’t possibly be worse for Texas and Texans than Abbott.

Kinja has attained sentience and determined that Internet comment sections are indeed terrible and should die. 

Can we stop calling it NEW?

Technically Tesla has delivered the semi... to itself. They’ve been using a couple of testers to deliver shipments of Y/3 in California for a couple of years now. No, that doesn’t count, but it does have something that moves without being pushed downhill, which is more than I can say for Nikola...

This variant was identified a year ago... What’s it been doing for the past year exactly? 

How’s the borscht in the troll farm this time of year?