IKEA, West Elm, LaZBoy, Basset, Ashley.

Have you actually sat in a real couch, versus an IKEA one? (IKEA being a great example of people .... caring about a furniture brand) 

It’s not that the doctors were like “ROFL, continue being a freak!” It’s that the doctors said “This procedure will cost $X” and the patient went “Well shit, I can’t afford that.” 

Turns out they couldn’t afford to fake things and they had to actually have a sentient giant psychic cat murder a woman.

Why do we care about furniture brands then? 

This looks like it hasn’t finished rendering in a PS3 game. 

1st: Anything that gets more EVs on the road and more incredibly inefficient trucks and brodozers off the road is good in my book. Trump is a traitorous cretin, but boosting Lordstown was not the wrong move, even if he did it for the wrong reasons. 

No it shouldn’t. The fine should increase hugely each year until you comply.

You really don’t think this is going to get reversed as soon as possible? Seriously?

That is also a component of it.

How often do you jerk off to pictures of a V8?

This article is full of shit? Shocking.

It’s amazing how few people realize this. The big institutional investors that are driving the current growth, instead of the smaller investors that drove things last year and prior, are looking at the battery production capacity, the huge growth in China (Model Y production in Shanghai is essentially spoken for four…

It’s funny these delusional morons think they could actually stand up against the actual military if it came down to it. 

Cool. We were running out of car names that don’t suck. 

Why does an arsonist light fires when no one was asking for warmth? 

I know it’s not exactly the Jalopnik reader crowd, but ultimately, most drivers don’t want to fix their own cars. They don’t want their cars to break... at all. No matter how cheap they are.

While it’s currently the wild west in a lot of lithium source areas, local environmental issues are easier to mitigate, control, regulate, and remediate over time than the melting of the fucking polar ice caps.

Because no one I know who’s every bought a Fiat (and I know quote a few) bought another one when the time came for the next car.

Sounds like a great demand letter opportunity.