That’s kind of the point. Dwight’s whole thing is that his heritage is a ridiculous isolationist mishmash that he embraced because he wanted to. He’s a Pennsylvania Redneck Edgelord. His siblings all prove that it’s not his real heritage at all, and that he magnifies tiny parts of it to feel ‘unique.’ 

TIL this meme comes from The Critic.

I think it’s strange that Microsoft just up and decided “No, second place isn’t worth it.” Imagine if GM thought that about its Ford sales. 

Isn’t all of it? What parts are missing?

The in-wheel motor is cool.

Please give me RDR1 in RDR2's engine Rockstar. I will pay handsomely for more story content. Fuck RDO. 

In case you’re serious, that episode aired in 2015. It is well past the statute of limitations.

It seems pretty clear to me that this is what’s happened here, HS. You had a relationship that was ultimately not one that was meant to last more than a few months. After all, you were both in med school, a time that’s notoriously difficult on relationships. It’s hard to maintain a relationship while you’re both…

Everyone knows Toyota is Japanese, and Toyota of America spent a lot of time and money making sure BMW and Mercedes owners didn’t think they were just buying an expensive Toyota. I’m not surprised people can’t identify where they’re from. 

“It’s *a* Supreme Court.”

Watch Apple release an enterprise solution for sharing keys this way. Car rental and fleet management will eat this up if someone makes an after-marketer starter.

This is good. I think it should be replaced by one without the Native Americans. Roosevelt was a product of his time and was racist, but he also did a huge, huge amount for the United States as a unified country, the national parks, the arts, museums, and so forth. He deserves some decent recognition for what he did.

You’d be surprised. Georgia has a lot of black voters and the influx of Hollywood talent and the growth of the industry in Atlanta has shifted it way blue-er than You’d expect.

I have watched Aquaman and I am confused as to how anyone could become bored with Amber Heard. 

What a bunch of fucking snowflakes.

How about people pay for the content they consume?

Do you want Big Brother, automated speed camera, red light cameras, etc. Or do you want police brutality?

FWIW “Uncle” for an older male is a general term of respect and mild admiration across Asia. “Auntie” for women. 

You think Johnson is the only person at Riot who thinks this?

Which given the traditional 1st/3rd party disparity between Sony and MS should scare Sony, a lot.