This.

All those other companies have one thing in common:

Randy would never, ever, sell Gearbox. Ever. They’re publishing games (indie games) right now because they want to be FULLY independent as soon as possible. 

Zookeepers should be live streaming all the stuff they’re doing constantly with donation links. Please.

What’s the default rate going to be in April and May? My guess is very high. 

We should assume everyone has it at this point, either as a non-symptomatic carrier, or pre-symptoms.

If you’re not delving into the novels, even the Chaos and Dark Eldar codex are fairly low key.

Actual photos of my feelings about this:

They’ve had multiple private investment firms take a good look at GameStop over the past couple of years. All of them have balked after looking behind the curtain.

Chain restaurants should have a “competition” tax that forces them to prop up smaller local restaurants during this time. I don’t want to live in a world where the only place to eat is Chili’s and Applebee’s.

These idiots do understand that the people most likely to die are the ones voting for them, right?

If this goes on longer than six weeks, GameStop is done for.

Controlling actions is significantly easier for most teenagers (boys and girls alike) than controlling eye movements.

They can’t.

All the drama aside, this is simultaneously the dumbest and coolest thing I’ve ever heard.

If dealerships close, there will be plenty of room for the expansion of independent service outlets though (some potentially still operated by the franchises, since service is still where the money comes from). There will definitely be some lag time, but I think the loss of the sales side of the business is a net win…

Good. 

I do think dealerships have an okay case for being open, but should lock in a “by appointment only” model. 

This is highly illegal.

You uhhh, You okay there?