Remember not to elect fascists and to strap in your 8 month old children so they aren’t ejected 25 feet, America. If you can, please remember not to do that.  Tooooooo late.

Dr Jill Stein is trying to resuscitate her now using homeopathy.

That’s it, I’m sick of flight delays.

That’s So Elon

fuck the actually obese tho

I have a ton of their clothes because they’re well made, last forever, fit well, and are appropriate for work. I don’t hate myself. I do have a job that requires me to have a reasonable business casual wardrobe and I don’t want to spend my life hunting down khakis and cardigans, especially when I can just order a new…

It’s almost as if refusing to protect trans people didn’t stop straight men from going into womens’ restrooms to assault children there.

Yeah. But we’re talking co-stars here, not characters. Jennie Garth would never. Doherty was a bad bitch who gargled tequila and smoked a pack of cigarettes in between takes. She would totally have drunken sloppy sex with Tori Spelling and then use it as leverage in contract negotiations with Aaron Spelling.

I have a cross stitch sign in my bathroom that says “Please don’t do coke in the bathroom.”

They're called boyfriend jeans because unlikely traditionally cut, tighter women's jeans, they are looser and more relaxed throughout.

the…

Don't hate the playas hate the game.

So, hate to be *that* person, but how are you using "naturally" to define the birth?

Are you really fat shaming a baby?

I cringed and nodded and laughed, all at the same time. That's how you wring black humor from a truly horrible story!

We're all pieces of God and sometimes God decides your family needs to die in a fire, but not you know, maliciously. Never maliciously. Still, to the fire they went.

Wig on the Shelf in particular is going to be tough.

GET OUT

I'm in the middle of this company tech thing, but I want to say this: this is exactly the right thing to do when people aren't paying proper attention to a real problem; it's not something I completely ignored but I obviously didn't give it proper attention, and I'm sorry about that; give me about 24-48 hours to…