“Housing” as a verb is slang for defeating or devouring. I’m old and thought it was pretty common, particularly among teenage boys (maybe not anymore?)

Because God forbid a woman doesn’t smile and look pleasant at all times.

Nah, I think he’s the type who talks a big game about what a manly man he is but would never say something like that to somewoman’s face, he’s afraid he’d get laughed at! (I mean, I can’t even gin up any outrage, it’s too ridiculous, like the goofy “scary” monster stories you tell your kids to make them laugh, because…

“Privately” is not the same as “to other colleagues in the office during working hours,” which is when all of this egregious behavior took place. It sure can be moderated out of professional workplaces: it just takes other men to push back that it is not acceptable.

She talks about baseball like a hobby, and only a hobby, when it is a billion dollar business. Even if she herself is not into it, it seems quite close-minded to not acknowledge that it isn’t just a game, it is a whole industry, with a lot of money riding on the outcomes. I mean, is it really any different than…

Dude, JLo is also in her upper 40s, so not sure where you’re going with that. To me this sounds like a “locker room environment” with very few women around, I’m guessing she knew they were worth a lot more to the company than she was, so she put up with it, and there were a lot of asshole guys around who were used to…

It is kind of absurd, in this era of moneyball and 538, that she seems so oblivious to the quantitative and substantive part of the baseball industry. She reminds me of certain people I know in ways that make me cringe: the intellectual elitism, and weird things like bathing my children in their clothes that they…

Oh wait, didn’t he dump her right before the wedding, out of the blue? That makes me way, way, more sympathetic to her posting pictures of her giant ring (I’m guessing/hoping bigger than the one McIlroy got her). Even if it’s not spiteful, just to give he world a different image after that kind of public humiliation.…

An old classmate of mine is apparently really into conspiracy theories (her husband is actually a flat-earther) and it is so sad and baffling. She is college educated and pretty smart, but I think has some mental health issues and a sort of inherent suspicion about the mainstream. Maybe it has something to do with…

A 2000 pound paperweight that is really super fun to drive! (When the screen goes black you can actually still drive the car just fine, you may have to wait 10-20 seconds to change the radio station). But I grew up driving beater cars so I don’t know that I’d even notice a rattle in the door, and I couldn’t tell what…

If patriotism is so important to them, maybe they should consider instituting a military service requirement for their graduates, or some actual substantive patriotic action rather than meaningless symbolic posturing.

Actual headline: After Draymond Green Ejection, Warriors Storm back for Win over Wizards.

The best part of the article about the Bulletproof coffee guy is the last paragraph: My body responds [to my daily routine] like a race car. When you have a high-end car, you touch the accelerator and it just goes,” he says, coughing a few times. “I just swallowed water down the wrong pipe. I haven’t found a biohack…

See, the more often you cook, the faster you get, and the tastier your food gets. like magic! ( or, yeah, practice)

Yup, broccoli and green beans are the go-to vegetables for picky toddlers. It’s okay, there are worse things than being a picky eater, but most adults have the good sense not to brag about it.

Let me guess, you’re not a big fan of most vegetables (except for corn and potatoes) and your favorite foods are hamburgers and Honey Nut Cheerios. I’d accuse you of having a toddler’s palate, but that doesn’t seem fair to Quaiden, who will actually eat the pickles and then drink the vinegar.

As hobbies go, it’s probably cheaper than buying a boat. It’s not a bad financial decision if you can afford it.

And I love my pickup truck but you don’t see me whining about having to get a driver’s license to drive it.

The auto industry has complied with a giant list of regulations that have made cars incredibly safer than they used to be. Also, drivers must be licensed, must pass a written and driving test, in addition to additional licensing requirements for driving trucks, they must have insurance, and their vehicles must be…

Yeah, considering that Kaepernick has the top selling 49ers jersey right now, I don’t think Steph Curry is worrying too much. And it actually seems to me that a lot of these athletes are speaking up because they feel a genuine moral obligation to do so, and fully understand that it will make them a target.