Fans are so Finkle when it comes to kickers these days.

Instead of the gun (or even the punch), I would suggest a few well-timed kicks,...but,...

pure genius. thank you.

To be fair to Hitler, Tim Tebow trying to throw a forward pass should be part of the conversation. 

Gets incredible heel assist.

This confirms that I’d rather see my grandmother in a leopard thong, swigging a bottle of Jack on the back of a Harley at Biker Week in Daytona than have any of my relations be an Aggie.

Too soon.

Based on the photo I was going to comment about the dad being rich enough to marry above his looks grade UNTIL I watched the video,...

If I were a Sacramentarian and some stranger was trying to force their pie into my face, I would expect my Johnson not to fend them off. Depending on what kind of pie it was.  

Pi has always caused division. This kind of thing will go on forever.

Some say being pied is not assault, some say it is. I think we need to do the math or we’d be irrational. The argument is infinite. I say, “it depends”. What is the diameter of the pie? What is the radius of the pie? Is there division between the people involved? Three things point one for(ward) to ensure this type…

That’s some 9-7 bullsh_t.

Those are real names,...right? Three guys walk into the bar. One’s name is Gift, the other Warwick and the last is “Neveraskus”,... someone please come up with a great punchline. Warwick is a town in Rhode Island.

“I’m up for anything”,...really? OK. Let’s try lipsynching Billy Idol with a blown ACL. Ready? Go.

Idol may be playing, but this is what he’s thinking,...

If that’s not CTE creeping in, I don’t know what is (15 “overs” by my count).

Throwback take? USMNT>Tebow.

If you’re gonna risk getting hit in the head by balls, wouldn’t porn be a more interesting medium?

Clearly a dive. Yellow card sir.