Or just a BLT and skip the nausea part?

Cue the people who will be trying to make jokes about this awful topic...

It’s even more enjoyable with music:

You blew a once in a lifetime headline.

Somewhere in alabama roy moore both messed his pants AND declared this video some sort of commie, illegal immigrant witchcraft.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP READING. LET THAT BE THE ONLY THING YOU TAKE FROM THIS ARTICLE.

You are correct. Other than animal products, the only thing vegan food cannot contain is flavor.

Horatio Requests you delete your account.

Kick It Out called it “offensive and discriminatory” and said “racist stereotypes are never acceptable, irrespective of any intention to show support for a player,” per the BBC.

ooooooooh get bent

When asked to comment on how this happened, Carton replied, “Up 28-3 and those motherfucking shitbirds couldn’t even cover the spread.”

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

Seems rather aggressive...A*G*G*R*E*S*S*I*V*E!!!

I’ve been married 16 years and also get screamed at every time I try to get my wife to spread her legs.

alternate headline:

As a Cowboys fan, this checks out.

Police: “Freeze!”

From baby buttholes to tofurkey sausages, this whole article made me vaguely nauseated.

OR give the kids some fucking toys because childhood is fleeting as it is and ends entirely too early, so why hasten the demise?

Ugh now I’ll never find out what brand of chips those are