Can somebody please find me a recording of the Bubble Boys commercial in which one of the hockey players shouts “All hail Waaaaayne!” YouTube doesn’t have it last I checked.

There’s some footage of him bringing drinking water, too.

So besides #4 and 9, this is just a printout of Trump’s talking points about the “Fake News” selectively applied to this situation? GTFOH. No good can come from further unwarranted anti-media bullshit.

The only reason you get quotes like this is that sometimes people buy these quotes. As long as that continues, you’ll continue to get those quotes.

With the last name of McAdoo, you forfeit the right to call anyone out on anything at birth.

Considering that the motto of the MLB Umpire’s Union is “Well, actually...”, I’m surprised they didn’t get this right.

With those payment numbers, they’re also quoting you between 8-9%. Get the fuck out of there. This sounds like someone demo’d this car for too long and they’re trying to recoup some of the loss from not being able to sell it as new.

“I’m a big IPA drinker now”

“It’s an opportunity for the whole family to learn about investment and money management, essential life skills.”

Have kids.

My favorite thing about Albert Pujols is that he’s still under contract for four more years and over $100M. And THEN he has ANOTHER ten year $100M personal service contract. So basically he singlehandedly hamstrings the Angels for the next fourteen years.

It’s hard to record a shark attack from the belly of the shark.

If only Tamir Rice had been given half the chances this kid was.

“They Assume Dealer Cars Are Better Than Private Party”

Let’s just start and end by saying that the fields of English, Composition, Rhetoric, and Literacy all disagree with you. Also, fuck you and your racist take on language.

I thought coal-rollers were the most annoying people in the world, but thanks for reminding me that bicyclists are just as insufferable.

Donald Trump is a racist, mysoginist asshole who should never have taken office.

This guy’s name checks out.

There was. They took it down.

The problem with telling other people how to raise their children is that EVEN WHEN YOU’RE RIGHT (like you are here), you’re still an asshole.