The KCCO and Shocker bumper stickers are usually a dead giveaway.

“If someone steals my bib number, how will all my friends on Facebook know I was running a marathon? And if I can’t tell all my Facebook friends about my marathon, what’s the point?” - Marathon Runner Man, wiping his tears away with a pile of 26.2 stickers.

The indictment of Eli’s character is that he’s willing to defraud people for an extra $400-500. When you say something is “game-used” to ramp up the sale value, but the item isn’t actually “game-used”, you are intentionally deceiving people for monetary gain.

This comments thread is full of people who haven’t seen Chi-Raq, which is a damn shame.

“I’d never thought that racism could occur on the UT campus”

and may they both win. Or lose. Whatever.

Just so we’re clear, NYPD is perfectly willing to reprimand its officers when they tweet a hashtag opposing the disproportionate use of force, but if you actually use disproportionate force, it’s all cool.

It’s almost like all these people who refuse to dine alone with members of the opposite sex don’t have any friends.

This touches on my two least favorite things about Breath of the Wild. Weapon/Shield fragility and lack of mob diversity. They could have done better. That said, I HATE open world games, and I’m enjoying this one.

Whoever killed this one was dead wrong.

My secret hope is that he’s keeping a low profile while the Trump/Russia investigation wraps up because he knows shit is going to hit the fan when it does.

Maybe he’ll be better now that he’s throwing left handed.

Pro Tip - Nobody but your mother gives a fuck about your:

I’ve got $20 that says Manafort was feeding Putin intel on everyone he’s worked with for the past 11 years. Let’s see if he tries to cut a deal and blows the whole thing up.

Six seasons too late, that’s how.

Weird how this post about video game design suddenly plummeted into “you’re raising your kid wrong” territory.

The first rule of running a marathon is you don’t talk about running your marathon.

Lane-splitting is legal in California a pretty stupid way to get somewhere 15 seconds faster than anyone else no matter where you live.

I worked at Red Lobster in college, and one night I was dropping off my table’s crab DIP, except I accidentally said “Here’s your crab DICK.” They did not tip me well.