Straining, even.

I LOVE. The mix of Japanese and English in this call. I could listen to these guys all day.

Wait, who is this franchise QB who would hit the market? Cause this article is about Kirk Cousins.

For an article that’s supposed to make readers more savvy about the car buying process, there’s a LOT of misunderstanding about what’s on that offer. Buying a lot of cars doesn’t make you an expert on the sales process.

For those asking why Daniel Craig needs to be in drag to make a point:

“The law’s totally on my side, meaning, the president can’t get in trouble.” - Donald Trump

There must have been a lot more cameras on the first base side.

In a separate article, it notes that the playground will only be open for 15 minutes before the movie, and that kids can’t play on it during the film, which is supposed to make it better I guess?

These are the shoes your lifer Denny’s waitress wears when she asks if you want toast or pancakes.

From: Roger Goodell

This comments section is a pretty thorough list of people who are dicks about letting others change lanes.

Repeat after me: COPS ARE NOT SOLDIERS.

Richard Spencer is a Nazi asshole. But stop using the word bespoke. Just stop it.

I live in Wyoming. On my way to work every day, I walk by the - no shit - Dick Cheney International Center, which houses the University of Wyoming International Studies Department.

This is right up there with people who insist on using the stupid fucking dog filter on every single picture they take for Snapchat.

All three players are expected to be nominated to cabinet positions now that they’ve been properly vetted by the Trump administration.

Let me preface this by saying that Donald Trump is an asshole, his cabinet is full of Nazis, and I hope to god we elect someone reasonable in 2020.

GIVE US A WAGON. Seriously, extend this out and use the old Galaxie brand. I’d buy two.

Why can’t we have a new Magnum instead of this? WHY?

Dodge needs to pay attention and bring back the Magnum.