This is not a good argument. Some of the most aggressive, idiotic drivers out there are middle aged dads in minivans full of their own families, trying to reclaim what they feel to be their lost masculinity by driving their Grand Caravan like a Ferrari.

Who woulda thought that a bunch of guys who dedicate their lives to killing brown people would support someone like Trump?

White people want African Americans to be treated just like any other human right up to the point that they don’t pull out their license and registration fast enough, or do it too fast, or twitch their left ring finger the wrong way, or deign to hurt Officer McThinSkin’s feelings.

The travel ban and the wall orders are simply ways for white America to pretend to give a fuck about safety while simultaneously ignoring the very real and pervasive violence against African Americans in this country. Fuck this place.

The box looks like it’s just big enough to contain golden bedsheets.

There’s a guy in Stillwater, OK that flies a huge confederate flag from his truck on Juneteenth. Maybe they’re related.

I lived about 12 miles north of Azle for three years. It is one of the most racist communities I’ve ever seen, with less than 1% African American population. This was in no way designed to do anything but appeal to the ignorant bigoted fucking assholes that live in the area. If anything, this social media shaming will…

I’m a lecturer at the University of Wyoming, and this talk about bears in class is preposterous. The bears stay outside where they try to eat the horses that everyone rides to school.

To insinuate that the boat trip had anything to do with the meltdown is ridiculous. But as a Cowboys fan who had to live with the Romo-Cabo aftermath and who STILL sees the Romo fumble against the Seahawks on national television as recently as this year, I say please keep asking the Giants about the boat for the next…

Are you a mental health professional? If not, suggesting that you possess the ability to diagnose someone you have never even met by using something you looked up on fucking Wikipedia is trivializing mental health by saying that “anyone can read the symptoms and do it.” Stop it.

Let me preface this by saying that Donald Trump is an asshole and shouldn’t be our president. But stop it with the amateur psych diagnoses. Don’t trivialize mental health any more than it already has been.

Cowboys Fan Fans, Boy Cowed.  

This is also a cross section of one of Chris Berman’s arteries.

I’m not sure why it would upset Cowboys fans to hear that their relatively inexpensive offensive line has made it possible for them to elevate the play of two rookies on dirt cheap contracts with the potential to make them a great team for the next 5-10 years.

Poor taste is not an indication of mental illness. Our disgust at booger eating is social, not instinctual.

Humans swallow about a quart of mucus a day. That this guys’ boogers take a little detour does not make him mentally ill.

There are three more days left. They can still make it!