Whoever killed this one was dead wrong.

My secret hope is that he’s keeping a low profile while the Trump/Russia investigation wraps up because he knows shit is going to hit the fan when it does.

Maybe he’ll be better now that he’s throwing left handed.

Pro Tip - Nobody but your mother gives a fuck about your:

I’ve got $20 that says Manafort was feeding Putin intel on everyone he’s worked with for the past 11 years. Let’s see if he tries to cut a deal and blows the whole thing up.

Six seasons too late, that’s how.

Weird how this post about video game design suddenly plummeted into “you’re raising your kid wrong” territory.

The first rule of running a marathon is you don’t talk about running your marathon.

Lane-splitting is legal in California a pretty stupid way to get somewhere 15 seconds faster than anyone else no matter where you live.

I worked at Red Lobster in college, and one night I was dropping off my table’s crab DIP, except I accidentally said “Here’s your crab DICK.” They did not tip me well.

Straining, even.

I LOVE. The mix of Japanese and English in this call. I could listen to these guys all day.

Wait, who is this franchise QB who would hit the market? Cause this article is about Kirk Cousins.

For an article that’s supposed to make readers more savvy about the car buying process, there’s a LOT of misunderstanding about what’s on that offer. Buying a lot of cars doesn’t make you an expert on the sales process.

For those asking why Daniel Craig needs to be in drag to make a point:

“The law’s totally on my side, meaning, the president can’t get in trouble.” - Donald Trump

“Where we’re going, we don’t need eyes to see.”

There must have been a lot more cameras on the first base side.

In a separate article, it notes that the playground will only be open for 15 minutes before the movie, and that kids can’t play on it during the film, which is supposed to make it better I guess?

These are the shoes your lifer Denny’s waitress wears when she asks if you want toast or pancakes.