“It’s going to be done in a way that penetrates the thick, strong, solid-steel bullshit shield that this generation cautiously holds up in between them and everything being thrown at them.”

From: Roger Goodell

It seems to have taken down Canvas, which is a software suite that a lot of universities use for their online component. We haven’t been able to log into our courses all day.

This comments section is a pretty thorough list of people who are dicks about letting others change lanes.

Repeat after me: COPS ARE NOT SOLDIERS.

Richard Spencer is a Nazi asshole. But stop using the word bespoke. Just stop it.

I live in Wyoming. On my way to work every day, I walk by the - no shit - Dick Cheney International Center, which houses the University of Wyoming International Studies Department.

This is right up there with people who insist on using the stupid fucking dog filter on every single picture they take for Snapchat.

All three players are expected to be nominated to cabinet positions now that they’ve been properly vetted by the Trump administration.

Psychologists figured it out back on November 8th. The sun just doesn’t see the point anymore.

Let me preface this by saying that Donald Trump is an asshole, his cabinet is full of Nazis, and I hope to god we elect someone reasonable in 2020.

GIVE US A WAGON. Seriously, extend this out and use the old Galaxie brand. I’d buy two.

Why can’t we have a new Magnum instead of this? WHY?

Dodge needs to pay attention and bring back the Magnum.

This is not a good argument. Some of the most aggressive, idiotic drivers out there are middle aged dads in minivans full of their own families, trying to reclaim what they feel to be their lost masculinity by driving their Grand Caravan like a Ferrari.

Who woulda thought that a bunch of guys who dedicate their lives to killing brown people would support someone like Trump?

White people want African Americans to be treated just like any other human right up to the point that they don’t pull out their license and registration fast enough, or do it too fast, or twitch their left ring finger the wrong way, or deign to hurt Officer McThinSkin’s feelings.

The travel ban and the wall orders are simply ways for white America to pretend to give a fuck about safety while simultaneously ignoring the very real and pervasive violence against African Americans in this country. Fuck this place.

The box looks like it’s just big enough to contain golden bedsheets.