Yeah, and why does Hayden Christensen get so much flak for Attack of the Clones? Maybe the character Anakin is just a terrible actor.

God, that must be exhausting.

IS THERE ANY HARD EVIDENCE THAT NICOLE AND RICHARD WATTERSON AREN'T A HOMOSEXUAL MALE COUPLE?! I honestly don't know that much about the secondary and tertiary sex characteristics of anthropomorphized cats and bunnies…

Only?! And I suppose Leonard Cohen is only a singer? Lobster bisque is only a soup?! And Neal Degrassi Tyson is only the director of the Hayden Planetierreum?!?!

Chihuahua cheese is pretty good, but I can't for the life of me figure how they milk them.

Well that's what he gets for doing the pigeon without a weight belt. You need a lot of support when you're made out of felt.

Ehn, I know a whole lot of people who learned about all of those things and almost none of them had a breakdown. I'll admit to a period in my early twenties when I refused to get out of bed, but that had a lot more to do with the purchase of a wireless mouse and keyboard.

Well, there's The Specials. That's an alright movie.

Have you seen Star Trek: The Next Generation? He can be pretty serious in that.

I could never tell if that song was about a vampire or a rogue taxidermist…

I just watched through Buffy and Angel (that did take very long) with my 16 year old brother, who's the same age I was when Buffy really hit its stride. Both shows can be horrifically uneven, but I agree the best of it is amazingly vital. You can talk all you want about the mix of horror, humor, and witty banter,…

Byrne's just one of those special guys. He's done a lot of genius stuff over the years, no doubt, but even when his output is boring I always find it interesting.

The Flaming Lips and any video game that has Yasumi Matsuno attached in any capacity, the latter begrudgingly. Brad Bird definitely comes to mind. Ugh, Peter David… it's amazing how close this is to a list of artists who consistently frustrate me, but I guess that's part of the hook.

Sometimes I really wish it weren't so, but yes, any game with Bioware anywhere in its lineage gets my money. Hell, I've played through Neverwinter Nights more than five times on purpose.

This actually looks really cool. At this point, I'm probably more familiar with Clark's brothers than the man himself, but I was a big fan of Will when he was with the Giants.

I could, but then I went to a private school.

Kierkegaard wouldn't say that because he's dead. I even double checked. I, on the other hand, am alive, drinking, eating, and will imbue her work with meaning if I fucking want to. And you know what? That's far from tragic, apart from the rare moments I become conscious of Camus…

Yeah! Where's the porn!?

Oh man, I read the headline and for a second I was afraid Sam Raimi was adapting Forgive Me, Leonard Peacock. That would have been… not good.

Yeah, it's really nice to finally see non-traditional depictions of the water tribe on television.