The ones where they stick to bashing the band are a godsend compared to "the people I didn't like in high school listened to this."

You know, you say "hard working and reliable" but I actually read the article…

Yeah, why is Hate Song always so hateful?

Nice article, but is there any way you could get rid of all the words and stuff and just, like, post the rest of Seconds?

"there friends cousin had bean doing this 4 only 9 months and recently cleared the morgage."

At Jeez-It, we expect a lot from our Jesus. That’s why we mature our Jesus before we bake it into every delicious cracker. At Jeez-It, real Jesus matters.

boner appétit!

The Good Life (Is Wasted) by Lambchop

I mean, growing up Catholic I ate bread products made out of actual Jesus, and those things tasted like packing peanuts.

Blaptain Americack

a bottle of scotch, a dime sack, and a diamond watch

I'm almost afraid to ask, but what is a New Atheist?

If my experience with three-ways is any indication, it generally involves one or more of the participants breaking off to sob in separate bathrooms. It's kind of counter intuitive, cause normally a partner sobbing in a bathroom after sex means you've done a hell of a job, but trust me: in group situations, you'll…

Conversation between me and a guy I know regarding Kingdom of Heaven:

A lot of us do things for a paycheck we're not proud of.

That's not too remarkable. I once thought about Jessica Chastain while reading The Making of the English Working Class.

I'd pay good money to watch Homestuck cosplayers explode.

Our author at least is open minded enough to shove people into the additional categories "half white, half Indian," "Egyptian," and "Hebrew."

And Waking Life didn't suck!* Anybody who can make that gimmicky paean to stoner navel gazing not suck has to have some chops.

If I had to descwibe myself in one word, it would pwobably be Fwuffy Puff Mawshmewwos. Or Homestaw. Either one, weally, they both fit.