In-DEEEEEEE! BumdabumBUM, Bumdabum, BumdabbumBUM, BumbadumdumDUM!

I don’t understand why it’s hard for women to find men at all. Join a club with men and women. Go to the club. Enjoy yourself. The end.

Beta blockers. Beta blockers. Beta blockers.

How can you even notice the shirt behind those inhuman thumbs?

Wait, I saw this little varmint on that zombie show! He sucked!

You can now watch Amazon Instant content on Android, which was the reason we got one. The phone is not good.

You can now watch Amazon Instant content on Android, which was the reason we got one. The phone is not good.

We actually had to contact support to straighten out our added Prime. Basically we kept getting warnings saying Prime is expiring! Prime is expiring! even though we had the extension from the phone. It’s a little tricky if you extend an existing membership but it did workout fine once we contacted Amazon.

We actually had to contact support to straighten out our added Prime. Basically we kept getting warnings saying…

Also he just got brutally stabbed by a Segway. Jesus that looked bad.

I believe @Unicorn_Jelly helped me regenerate mana after a vorpal sword blast! :-) #PretendThings #NoLessAbsurd

Who said he must be illiterate? Deadspin? Not in this post. The follow-up tweet was pretty clever.

This is bad for Carolina, and bad for Carolina’s fans, but who cares about any of them: this is bad for the thousands of fantasy football players who wasted a high pick on Benjamin because their drafts have inexplicably been held already.

This is bad for Carolina, and bad for Carolina’s fans, but who cares about any of them: this is bad for the thousands of fantasy football players who wasted a high pick on Benjamin because their drafts have inexplicably been held already.

Who do you mean, “his people.” You mean white people?

Maybe teams prioritizing defense at key infield positions isn’t so boring after all...

The amazing thing is how *awesome* NBA players look when they play basketball.

Was going to comment but then realized I am supposed to shut the browser tab now

Sorry, only thing I can think about when I see this picture.

The ESPN report pointed out that another person walking with the group backed up Middlemo’s version of the story.

...Giants-Padres game generated a nice baseball beef between the divisional rivals.

If one’s name/geolocation package is something as unique as James LeNouail/LA, one might consider using an alias.