“I’m quite certain this is against Starfleet regulations, Captain...”

Um, why are the snacks so close to the... non edibles? I have another folding table that they can have for free... $29.99 for the first month, $14.99 each additional month, just to lesson the chances of cross-contamination.

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Uh Cris Collinsworth is easily the best .....

The story is obviously fake. The Browns don’t even have 3 NFL starters on offense.

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Is it Hammertime?

This reminds me (a Tigers fan) of one of my favorite moments ever, when Carlos Guillen hit a home run and watched it go just to troll a clearly unstable Jared Weaver.

Is that a winky face, or did Jason lose his eye too?

Because then we’d have to find another asshole Arab royal or Russian oligarch to do it.

Shameful. If he played in St Louis he’d express his anger The Right Way, by getting loaded and wrapping his car around a tree.

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I’m glad someone bespoke up for him.

Ah, the old Shake and Bake.

I have always disagreed that it was a bad play call. In hindsight, sure, but there was 34s with one timeout. Throwing the ball there ensured they had at least three chances while running it would not. If Lynch gets stopped for -2, they either run it down or call timeout. In that position, you almost HAVE to throw.

At the end of day, Butler made a great play. Running it would have been the safe bet, but it’s was also the expected play.

My local public library back in the 80s also had touchscreen computers. They did not work very well after hundreds and hundreds put their fingerprints all over them.