This:

Spoiler alert! The rest of the game looked exactly like that.

I think the EXP Loader might have a hard time reaching the finals.

Where the hell is the github link? I’d like to try some logarithms with your goofiness data.

Bottle rockets are vastly superior for range and damage.

The rituals that Judaism provides for death and mourning never cease to amaze me in their potency and appropriateness. They’re so ancient, and yet they’re such a credit to the tradition.

A million variations on that Main Theme would be too few.

Counterpoint:

Fresno is the only other city with a “population of half a million” and it doesn’t have an NBA team. Check and mate.

“Uneven” is a pretty harsh grade for Interstellar.

I used to be a planet. Now I... well... I just don’t know what I am anymore.

Can we please get a ruling on the Finals hats from Paul Lukas? Specifically a summary judgement immediately banning them?

Mitt Romney ought to organize an alternate tournament to the World Cup. Really, I mean it. He’d be terrific at it.

Unacceptable lack of hustle and grit.

Related: the United States Federal Government kicks so much ass; anyone that says otherwise is misguided or full of horseshit.

Sounds terrific I’ll go water the crawlspace now

Leaving Elmo off the list was a bold move but I presume it saved a lot of screen real estate between the number for Getting hit by a bus and infinity plus six.

What the HELL are we going to get recipe ideas OR WHAT

At this price they’re perfect for shutting the kids up a bit as well.

At this price they’re perfect for shutting the kids up a bit as well.