CP for ancient pile of future problems.

I would trust a self-maintained VW more than any other make. For some reason the gearhead VW owners I know just seem more serious about not monkeying around with what god and the factory created (Civic cheap STOCK except the exhaust and a stapled-on spoiler and a header and a big air filter and maybe a few other…

In order to replicate the original attempt Brian gave himself liver damage and cocaine psychosis as well as three kinds of now-treatable VD before the launch.

This is the BEST. Having spent a lifetime in the ad business, I’m 100% for this. Our public spaces are now overrun with commercial messages for shit we don’t need, to the detriment of our quality of life.

A four cylinder Camry is rated at 35 mpg highway. A six cylinder is rated at 30 mpg. What the hell are you honestly expecting for a truck?

As a prior owner of a 95 with the 2.3t, CP at any price. it’s more like the Amy Fisher edition with that engine.

She’s in the Delta quadrant where the aliens left her and a bunch other random people the abducted.

You’ve got to be pretty delusional to think the Bears will finish above .500 for the season. There’s no fucking way.

Because gold wings have absolutely no style?...

“...there are no shortcuts...”, mumbles Ted Thompson

Somewhere a small smile cracks across Ted Thompson’s face, and then quickly disappears as he returns to the grim task as sacrificing kitties to the gods in return for another Hall of Famer to be Aaron Rodgers successor.

I’ll just say this: there are few things I’m looking forward to more than the 2017 edition of “Why Your Team Sucks: Minnesota Vikings.”

I thought they solved the problem of people watching Top Gear illegally by firing Clarkson and hiring Chris Evans.

No good beer, though?

You know what team sucks even more than the Packers right now? The VIKINGS, because they don’t have a QB!!!!

Speaking as a Packer fan, now that I have gotten to know a Vikings fan through his writing, I can’t help but feel a little sorry for Drew. Fuck the Vikings though.

Baby on board signs are nearly as dumb as the stick figure family decals, complete with names.

Yes, it also apply to a 750K motorhome. Doesn’t matter, if the car is in storage, it’s the not the place. (according to that law)

I’m all for this, otherwise you always end up with a amateur-wrenching-enthusiast that decides to improvise himself as a crown vic salvaging entrepreneur, disfiguring the neighborhood by hoarding beaters in his parents driveway.