I’m looking at sedans and I actually think I’d take an MKZ over a Fusion. You can no longer get a V6 in the Fusion, only the EcoBoost, which is weaker than every competitor’s V6 and gets worse mileage (check Fuelly if you don’t believe me).

Eh, wouldn't be surprised if a lot of murders in Rio aren't included in that stat.

Ball joints and wheel bearings are absolutely considered normal maintenance.

You may as well hope for an original DaVinci under that wrap.

She’s not hating on the Miata as a thing, but the blind cult that has accreted around it. This kind of comment is the problem. Actually take a moment to read what she’s written.

Also, for the record, I don't like Miatas. They're the boring choice, every time, and you can get a lot more for the same price than people…

I can get a decent cheesesteak at any mall food court in the country. They're not that complicated.

Do you want me to wrap turpentine soaked rags around their ankles so the ants won’t climb up and bite their candy asses?

I too am a dad..

Jesus, there are 7 more terrible teams before we even get to the Bears. They can’t even suck right.

This is the least fun thing anyone has ever said.

Yes but many people aren’t doing long trips on a frequent basis, and many families have more than one car, one of them often being a dedicated commuter.

Are we forgetting what kind of batshit insane money old Toyotas are going for? Some of them, a LOT more than this Alfa. Considering the “belle -of-the-ball” status that Italian cars are enjoying among the .001% these days, I think this Alfa is UNDERvalued. Some hedge fund jerkoff is going to do the impossible next…

A Jalop is never satisfied.

And it also has stuck up Germans on it who can’t believe some Americans actually know how to drive as well, or even better than a German man!

Getting in and out of the Post Office in under half an hour is still at least ten years away.

I thought you said your dog does not bite.

Thank you for responding to the only relevant criticism in the original comment.

Anyone on the coasts think that their place is far superior when in reality they kinda suck. I’ve lived on the east coast, west coast, and “Flyover country”. I’ll take the flyover country.

It’s really great that everyone who isn’t from Iowa thinks it sucks here. Otherwise they would come here and ruin it for all the locals.

Screw drivers aren’t for prying, they’re for driving screws.