No Dice, if it’s not one of the Buick Roadmaster wagons with the detuned Corvette engine I’m not interested.

Agreed on the ND. That rust is the tip of the iceberg and I’ll bet those tires are dangerously old. That’s a $1,000 car tops.

Sometimes I look at a car and ask myself, “Why even bother?”. This is one of those cars...

The issue with blue is our eyes are much more sensitive to blue light.

I wonder if they’re more just to indicate the opening in the dark than to provide additional visibility.

I have torn so many pants getting the handle stuck in the pockets I can’t count

The thought of parting with $8,000.. or thereabouts.. to end up with a Chevy Astro in my driveway hurts my brain. Absolutely ND.

(Second Third Fourth attempt at posting this - can we set Kinja on fire, already?)

This is what 800 large gets you. Eh, I expected better. 

They ranked it higher solely because they felt it keeps track of the driver better but it’s ranked worse in both performance and far worse in ease of use. In the real world you can only use Super Cruise on specific supported highways and in places like New York the law forbids Super Cruise from being used entirely. GM…

$2,350 for a set of Rivieras? because really, that’s all we’re talking about here.

Most cars in this condition are worth negative money, but the market on 914s is approaching “anything with a VIN and a title is worth something”. There is easily a $2350 head start here to building a 914 from the ground up.

As the owner of an old non-911 Porsche, HELL NO!

Oh HELL NO! Nothing much there and then you’re going to be stuck with a disposal fee to have it hauled away. I’ve done my share of projects and wouldn’t even consider this one at the low, low, low price of FREE.

There are cars that you can refurb and flip for a tidy profit, or fix up and enjoy for years, then turn for that tidy profit.

It’s a virtue post. No, I don’t know what it’s really called, but it will certainly make it impossible for the back seat occupants to do anything romantic or otherwise.

Based on the width and depth of the column and the two latches (thus two doors) I think this is a custom CD jewel case holder from the early 90's.

...Roll bar cover, maybe? It’s hard to tell with all the plush, but it looks like they may have reinforced the roof section as well, if the edges of the roof panel are anything to go by.

Oh this is easy. The top panel holds a crystal carafe and tumbler set. And the bottom panel reveals a mirror and storage tray for cocaine paraphernalia.

You say that as if the “ad revenue per internet views” model is somehow unsustainable, a house of cards built on inefficiency, flawed assumptions, marketing concepts that have failed to fully adapt to hypertext media, kept afloat by venture capital, investment bubbles, creative accounting, and fundamentally rooted in…