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I'm surprised as well. People are acting like it's all their fault for being in an accident because 'they have money and should have hired a driver.' What is that?

Too soon for a Karcrashians joke?

I once had 104 scarlet fever - and my doctor dad just soaked some towels in vodka to cool me off and gave me an aleve or something.

He's a fuckin muggle.

It is SO HARD to get medical-field parents to be impressed by illness or injury. My sister and I had constant strep (her) and ear infections (me) and my doctor dad would just pour down the penicillin and tell me I had to wait it out.

I totally had a booger wall behind my bed, discovered only when we were getting ready to move out (I had a day bed and it was well behind the tall side made of solid wood). That was a fun day, let me tell you.

I always had allergies and a stuffy nose. I made a giant booger collection on the wall down behind my bed. It's like I thought if you couldn't see them, they magically went away. I have never seen my mom so angry.

A couple years after the banana-stabbing phase, I graduated to the next step in sexual self-discovery where I would think about the kid from Jungle2Jungle's nipples (not the rest of him, just his nipples) while laying on and making out with a faux-sheepskin rug in the "only-for-guests" living room.

When I was 4 years old, my pappap passed away. Being 4, I didn't have much of a concept of what death meant - I probably kept asking when he was coming back. My parents explained to me that people get old, and when they get old, they will die and go away forever.

did u not read this

Maybe... Look what happened to her Blank Space set.

How could you even remake Now and Then? The entire premise of the movie is based on them not having any kind of crazy technology and instead having to go outside and actually do things. The story wouldn't work if they had cell phones or internet or anything like that. I AM CRANKY.

I literally adore her and I don't give a shit what anybody says. That woman gives NO FUCKS. She is going to live her live and make her money and have her rich ass rapper husband and raise her beautiful daughter and basically have everything the way she fucking wants it and if that makes everybody's head's explode

I can understand that, but I don't get why everybody is giving amber rose a free pass when she initiated the slutshaming towards Kim. it's understandable, though not excusable, than he did it, he will get shit for it, and he deserves it. but people acting like amber is like one fucking cool lady when she isn't - idk,

Yeah. And here's the thing: ALL the women involved in this feud use their sexuality for financial gain in one way or the other. So like… how dumb is it to try to shame someone else for doing the same thing you're doing? Or are they all THAT un-selfaware that they truly think there's a meaningful difference between how

It's Germans. PRECISION AND ACCURACY ABOVE ALL ELSE.

They literally said at the end of the article yesterday that they would be posting an interview today with the author of said article. It's connected, and if you read it, you were informed.

Geez.

I guess everyone is way more smarter than me because I am the first person to ask:

Thanks for the opinion, but a 19 year old who is meeting her father for the first time after having no proper father figure in her life is not a any kind of grown woman. The father is in the position of power in that relationship, he took advantage, he abused. They were not on an even playing field.