gimme all ur scarves

I have no doubt your point is a very good one—-I'm happy to help you make it.

Yeah, Kiera Knightly, the....least hot woman on the planet.

So many folks are making this argument, that the server should be able to anticipate how very stupid their customers are. Sure, easy to figure out in hindsight...not so much in the middle of a busy shift and when things like what a root beer float is are pretty common knowledge.

Wow, you just really want to make things the server's fault, don't you? Also, re-read the root beer story. He was TRYING to explain when she started shouting at him. So you have one story out of seven that would've been shortened (but wouldn't be as funny) if the server had asked a question or tried to clarify…

In his case, he looks at all the gluten as he's eating it.

The "lady" in the last story sounds like a real half-wheat...

Wishbone never said that BSDM relationships are abusive. They said that 50 Shades of Grey romanticizes abusive relationships. Which is does. 50 Shades ≠ BSDM.

I think Wishbone is refering to the other aspects of the relationship that are definitely those of an abusive relationship.

I learned to drive on a stick, my dad figured if I could drive a stick I could drive anything. He taught me 4 on the floor, 5 on the floor and 3 on the column. Later, I got a job working for a truck lease/rental place and now I can handle anything up to a 30 foot stakebody. Made it handy when we moved - my husband…

Good points. Some people are more squeamish than others. But seeing how in some cultures women are still banished from their homes and sent to a menstrual hut during their periods because they are deemed unclean.

Period sex for me primarily translate to shower sex.

I don't understand why "attempted" murder carries a shorter sentence than actual murder. Like, you get less time because you're incompetent? And the person you want to kill is still out there and you will be released from jail within that person's lifetime. ISNT THE GOAL HERE TO PREVENT FUTURE MURDER?!??!

He probably will get some type of visitation rights. One of the major reasons I didn't get an order of protection during my divorce is that my ex still gets a right to be a dad. All I could see happen from OFP would be pissing him off to the point of no return and because of our kiddo - he would still have a right to…

Almost as bad a reaction as comparing semen to urine and feces.

I've always viewed period week as eat me out week. That's not right?

UGH the blowjob week idea is beyond annoying to me. Like, let me get this straight—you recognize that my body is doing some funky gross shit that is terribly unpleasant, yet you think that I'm in the mood to selflessly stick your dick in my mouth all week with no expectation of any sort of mutuality? NOOOOOPE.

Rihanardo. RIHANARDO. DAMNIT, people.

I think most people with Bachelors degrees are in this boat.