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She kinda reminds me of Geena Davis in this pic.

Sure, when RBG is tipsy at a work function, she's "living her best life," but when I do it, I'm "on my second strike."

She was originally going to go with Summer Eve, but decided that would be too douchey...

I don't understand her hashtags. God, I hate hashtags. phuck electrons? i smell good? wtf?

I mean... baby boys are a plague, right? An easily accessed late term abortion seems like the reasonable answer. I mean, the no-questions-asked abortion parlors are on every corner for a reason. Don't you ladies go in to de-male your uterus at least a few times a year, too?

This reads like fanfic from a crazed MRA dude.

For fuck's sake, what is WRONG with people?! It's only 9:30 am but this may be enough internet for today already.

Oh my god, seriously. Just because she also hates Iggy Azalea doesn't mean she's awesome. The enemy of my enemy is sometimes still just a huge fucking douchebag.

Related: Papa John's serves really shitty pizza and their CEO is a douche-bag.

Haute couture crab bib.

Chance? Poor girl has a lifetime of cheesy pickup lines ahead of her.

I moved from Texas to deep south Louisiana for a job at a community newspaper about eight years ago. I live on the bayou among the Cajuns, who are notorious for eating just about anything. This is true. I have had squirrel and frogs legs and hogs head cheese like it ain't no thang since moving here.

Pig blood stew over rice

I don't think any of these foods that I've tried are gross, but could be classified as weird:

A booger picked from someone's boyfriend's nose, for $100, and a tragicomically misguided sense of pride and honour. I was 18 and.... not sober.

As someone who was... I never really know the words for it... date-sexually assaulted (not penetration rape, but he took all my clothes, held me down, yelled at me, tried to pry my arms and legs open, and I managed to get away) I know the "wanting to talk" feeling. I was dating this guy, very causally- but dating. We

"The impression of a man who watched disciplinary proceedings in which he wasn't directly involved doesn't dictate how a woman being cross-examined about her sexuality can and cannot feel"

I love how people automatically question every rape accuser but the word of the rapist is somehow taken as fact? It just baffles me. He said he didn't do it! All of these people who claim they were raped by this person must be lying!

We all know how this ends...