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We're just sheeple. I'm sure she had a very good reason for haggling over the things that Williams specifically stated he wanted the kids to have. Who are we to say that taking your dead husband's kids to court because you're all huffy about the contents of his will isn't a completely warranted and fabulous fucking

No:(

Yeah, that's totally what I meant. That they should decide this on the basis of my opinion. You 100 percent nailed that and I am incredibly chastened that you called me out just as I was going to call the press.

LOL OH NO YOU DIDNT

I have a polite, cordial relationship with my dad's wife. I pray to God that he outlives her. He had a sudden life threatening health event and was hospitalized recently for 2 days. She did not call me. She called her kid, her sister, her friends. She did not bother to inform his only daughter that her father

"In one way, however, dating will now be easier because you're free from the campus sex police, who were ready to charge you with sexual harassment if you put your hand on any woman besides one who had asked you for help in crossing the street. At some schools, there are even manuals for sexual exploration that tell

I've got quotes too. "No one will look up to you when you look down on everyone."

I love when people are offended by the existence of Dirt Bag™

SHE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE.

Great food for thought, Diana.

That was fast! Christie's office has already emailed political reporters to clarify that he totally thinks kids should get vaccinated against measles, but not all vaccines should be mandated by the government. Sounds like he was trying to pander to the anti-HPV-vaccine conservatives and accidentally pandered to the

It seems like he knows anti-vax sentiments are stupid, but for political reasons he doesn't want to alienate ANYONE with the 2016 election coming up.

OH MY GOD

I have to say (as someone on the autism spectrum).

Some people I know binge watch shows because they work a lot so they just fit it all in when they can. It's a time management thing.

It's an excellent coping strategy! Apparently we're only allowed snacking on carrots and exercise for coping. But then we will hear about vitamin a poisoning and how we're destroying our joints!

I was working at a kid's bookstore when the DNC came to Boston, and a TON of celebs were in town for it, weirdly. I saw Larry King (no lie he was walking alone downtown, talking to himself), and one day at the bookstore a bunch of us workers were standing around, not being remotely helpful to any patrons, discussing

Not talking to people and sitting alone watching Netflix are two of the greatest joys in my life. If people were truly meant to converse face to face and have to order food over the phone like cavepeople, we wouldn't have invented the internet. Don't mess with success.

Humanity has spent five thousand years gathering the collective knowledge to get us this far only to say "Fuck those people, I am gonna listen to Jenny McCarthy and Glenn Beck".

I get tired of saving this over and over again but here goes. Smallpox: killed millions of people for hundreds of years. Where is it? Gone, worldwide, because we were forced to vaccinate. Measles were on their way out until now. I'm older than Wolfson, I remember getting measles and having school mates getting