It was clever 15 years ago when I misguidedly listened to Mancow in the Morning and drew Anarchy symbols on my history folders.

I'm pretty sure she was breastfed, but I don't think her parents practiced co-sleeping. That's gotta be the real culprit.

Maybe they are pulling a Ron Swanson, bleed the Pharma beast from the inside.

This is what I think of whenever someone suggests that measles might not be that big a deal:

You support practices that kill little kids, babies, the elderly, and the immunocompromised. They kill healthy people too, but nobody gives a shit until some rich white douchebag's kids get sick.

I'm of the first generation that had full access to the primary vacs. Born in early 1960s. But it was still far from unusual to have classmates out with measles, mumps, and scarlet fever. I remember in 2nd grade boys talking about how their testicles swelled like softballs and the pain. I remember several older high…

The link is extremely entertaining though, so this post has some value.

I'm fairly old and remember people having polio. I'm mostly deaf in one ear from measles and my brother nearly died as a young child with whooping cough. Go fuck yourself and that dumbass doctor, too.

Yeah, my mom has clearly been faking the whole "deaf in one ear because of measles" thing for over sixty years.

Measles is so five minutes ago. I forded a river, lost some oxen and now have dysentery. #19thCenturyProblems #ThrowbackDiseaseThursday

How's your "family" of "vaccine" "researchers"? I mean, mom-and-pop businesses are hurting in this economy, especially if you are in biotech R&D.

For real, we all might need to get boosters now. Also, I understand that personal liberty in medical decision making is important (being pro-choice and all) but putting society at large at risk because you've found some bad information on some idiot's blog is morally bankrupt.

Oh, please - if Mrs. Obama had worn a scarf, FOX would have gone apeshit and called her a Muslim.

And a new vet.

I wore my mom's dress. As she handed over the box to me, she said, "I'm sure you will have to take it in A LOT. I was very chunky in 1968." Cut to me trying on the dress a few weeks later at the alteration place. Dress fit me like a glove. That was like delayed shade.

This is bullshit. Those tips are really only telling you how to make sure you're getting into the Uber car you ordered. The problem is that the Uber car you ordered is being driven by a psycho that wants to rape, murder, and eat you in no particular order.

Bro, I can see that you Pubmed (or at least whoever it is you got the copypasta from can Pubmed). Do understand that not all papers have the same level of scientific rigor.

And how many of these papers have you read? Most people would expect an annotated bibliography at the minimum when you are presenting a lit search. Half of these papers are not even relevant.

Compound bows are incredibly difficult to draw. Luckily for Katniss, she doesn't wield a compound bow.