"I'm a metal head."

The distinct lack of guys jerking off makes me seriously doubt this was on Chatroulette.

OMG. I LOVE IT.

I wonder how many times he has to do this to get the best reaction shots. And I'm wondering what he was hanging that wrecking ball from.

Nice sarcasm.

Pumpkin cheesecake is the most amazing thing ever. I was raised Catholic and remember my mom being really excited around the holidays because of the abundance of Challah and Rugelach. Pastries and breads should unite all faiths!

The rise of leggings in the last couple of years has made me super happy because now wearing my guy's huge sweater and no pants is completely outdoors appropriate. Long live leggings.

love the name, love the comment. you win for today in my book.

Which part of Southie is she from?

She sounds like she's being difficult just for the challah it

This past weekend I bought a plush fleece panda onesie, and it is The Literal Best. I am cosy, and I am warm, and I am a motherfucking panda.

In case your newspaper, mail or access to your tasty cold beers are outside!

Also extremely last season. They are over as well as ugly. No excuse.

I am not wearing sneakers when I am lounging, guys.

Yeah, I was just thinking that I use periods all the time due to double space.

My period tells my husband every month that I'm mad at him.

Take to heart the words of Lily Bollinger:

ENFP: Champagne. Accurate! It is my favorite. However, it's impractical. One can't exclusively drink champagne because if you celebrate everything you celebrate nothing.