Miley dyed her eyebrows and now looks absolutely freakish. C'mon girl, Lady Gaga already did that shtick. Also, good on Liam! Normalcy probably feels odd for him after being engaged to the eyebrow-less one.

Can we talk about how amazing Angela Bassett's her hair looked in this scene?

Is anyone else totally bored by the Axeman? This show felt so tightly plotted until last week's introduction of the Axeman.

as an unwilling member of Team Genetically Browless, I heartily concur.

And they are spectacular.

No one talked about Miley Cyrus for like 2 hours, so the brows just HAD to go.

I respect your personal views on sexy men, and I'm sure he's very nice and charming and fun, but whenever I look at him I can only see one thing:

Just skip the baby shower, and send me a pregnancy announcement with your PayPal. I will send you some money not to sit through another hell where people think that melting candy bars on diapers constitutes "fun".

Cunt punt was robbed.

If this woman is an alcoholic (which sounds likely), it's not a question of not wanting to watch her kid. It's not like she twirled a villainous mustache and thought "Mwa ha ha! I'm going to have this child solely to neglect it!" She's profoundly ill and incapable of caring for herself or others. That's not to say she…

My thoughts exactly... it's umm... INTERESTING. Reminds me of the Polly Pocket house I used to have.

It sounds like a 13-year-old's pinterest page barfed all over it.

Pretty blonde girl sings bland pop songs about love: "UNPRECEDENTED!!!!" - Jody Rosen

That was so much cuter than those creepy bathing twins!

Hey, just so you know, with an attitude like that towards servers and dining out, you have definitely ingested the bodily fluids of people in the food service industry.

All of it was religious shit, BTW. The shitty notes, fake money and religious pamphlets were all from Christians coming in on Sunday afternoons after leaving church.

It is actually true, just look at the restaurant's manager response:

I think we should go through the ire and question your definition of "unbalanced".

You know what's the absolute worst? When you have your period and you're sitting on the toilet and your stomach is cramping because you're having a horrible liquid poo, and you can't tell if you have to keep period-pooing because your stomach is cramping or if you just have regular period cramps. So you just keep…