YES. This exact phrase came up in a conversation with a couple of my male friends. One said he hated it when women "starfish", and the other said something like, "dude, if she's starfishing you have to stop and ask if things are good. If she just tells you to go ahead, or finish, or whatever, don't! Jesus. She's…

Some people think that since looking at you cry is making them feel bad, your intention is to hurt them, not express your sadness/fear/emotional state of upset. I think it's weird, personally. I don't start crying because I want to hurt someone, I'm crying because I'm hurt.

People - this bears repeating from the first article... SHE DOESN'T POOP IN HER OWN HOUSE.

Did he carve that guitar with a fucking butter knife?

More like Grope Festival.

OMG, he has his psuedonym inlaid in the fretboard.

Anyone with a guitar like that deserves to be kicked in the balls. By me. With boots. Twice.

Up high, got ya. Who's this "Art God" anyway? Also, that random and overdone capitalization thing proliferates among cuckoo people- it's almost like a fricking stereotypical ransom note. I guess he's holding his perspicacity ransom.

Yeah, I was thinking, "Hmmmm...no tattoos, no piercings, isn't 'slutty,' has never had a threesome, isn't 'sarcastic.'" Good luck finding a girl like that in Austin, buddy.

Oh, you mean this guy? He's an artist.

I like a girl that likes Random capitalization. If she does not randomly Capitalize, it is not a deal breaker, but my ex girlfriend of Eleven years liked it.

Ummm... There must be a German word for the really complicated awful and wonderful laughing and crying I am actually doing right now.

It's an excellent video. Witty, even. So why did it bring tears to my eyes?

Chad, is that you?

That guy falls under the same category as that guy who so vehemently hates Rihanna and everything she does or says and posts 50 comments on every article about what a stupid fucking bitch she is.Like, uhhhh, OOOOOKKKKKK, there buddy.

Where I come from, that's a fucking emergency, not a cocktail.

i read the interview this morning and i still cannot get over the fact that she drinks GATORADE AND MALIBU. together. as in a cocktail.

I'm choosing to focus on the fact that a person who doesn't know the difference between (/meanings of?) the words thinks and things has gotten paid to write a book. That means my chances can't be too bad, right?

I always fuck to a laughtrack. But it's my own.

"John Mayer and Katy Perry hook up to Drake."