I'm stealing that one.

Jesus, all the "Guests" in the comment section are complete tools.

And I responded that it's a common term used by people who have "baby daddies" and it's something that comes up all the time in direct quotes in these kinds of reports or domestic case summaries.

Also, people give you sidelong looks for having your hair highlighted? The doorman throwing shade about your JCrew packages? You lie, madam.

Holy smokes. Bangs sugar, get some.

I don't know why they don't just own it and say "Yes. It's about being thin with huge boobs. That's the image we like, and it's what we think looks best." They're not fooling anyone with this "It's just about looking your best and being confident!" doublespeak. They aren't going to let me be a VS model no matter…

GOOD GOD Lemon that dress is spectacular. <3 them.

FFFFFf Tina Fey is... I have no words... I'm not sure why she isn't looked at as a "beauty icon" like some other starlets

Tina Fey's entire persona during that bit was GOLD. Also, on a shallow note, to quote Tina by way of quoting Kevin Gnapoor "Damn girl, I'd like to see you out there shakin that thang!". She looks gorgeous!

Totes agree. I think the cut-off is May or June. Everyone on that show should be nominated including (especially?) Pornstache's 'stache.

Oh hi people I've never met in a nightclub! That's cute, but wait! Let me have my handler here pull out his cell phone and check if this critter's endangered. Hmm...no bars...wait, there's one. Ok, what's the animal called? Could you speak up? It's very loud in here!!

I'm really sorry to hear about your mother. However, this is an unrelated incident. This woman lifts weights for a living. Her body can handle that stress pregnant or not.

I'm not mad at her. I'd never even heard of slow loris before today much less that they were endangered. She did a dumb thing that led to criminals being put behind bars? She gets a pass.

The only reasonable explanation is that Rihanna TOTALLY KNEW that this was an endangered species and she was just trying to do her part in global conservation by revealing the perpetrators to Thai authorities and the world!!! You can tell from the code words, "dirty" and "nightlife", which are obviously intended to…

Hating women is one of them, too. Which goes hand in hand with opposing abortion.

Are you honestly going to pretend that if AANRA popped up tomorrow conservatives would not collectively shit themselves? Are you really going to suggest that if President Obama became a member of AANRA, like so many of our congressional "leaders" are members of the NRA, that it would be totally cool with conservative…

"Dogs kill a few dozen people per year. Hell, abortion kills slightly more people annually than falling vending machines, and you don't see politicians waxing centrist about making Sour Cream N Onion Tater Skins 'safe, legal, and rare.'"

Guns are penis. Men have penis. Men make rules. We no regulate penis.