I know this isn’t an answer to your question but I’ve taken up going to estate sales recently and the SHIT people try to sell I swear to fucking god. 

Yea I can proudly spout off a ton of random information about all of these people’s lives but you would never catch me saying I actually LIKED anything about them. I love watching them be trash! Kristen especially! I listened to a podcast that talked about Stassi’s redemption once and they said about her “it seems…

This is the correct take because Schwartz is garbage. 

Lol I was less charming divulging to my partner of three years, but used a similar tactic. Drunk, happy, able to see the writing on the walls for later in the night I YELL in a crowded bar that hey, btw, I have herpes! Do with that information what you will! 

Exactly. PPNYC says any protester presence decreases access and that is all the information I need. 

Because you are impressed? 

I’m furnishing a house and have definitely crossed paths w/ it as well. 

Jax and the Toms especially all bought cookie-cutter farmhouses and I want to BARF. I expected better from Ariana. In the shock of the century Kristen has the most unique and cute house.

Has more supple skin that JS

Right? Or that Midwesterners are incapable of grappling with changing language and coming to their own conclusions? The idea that we need to be handled w kid gloves is infuriating, especially as a repro rights employee who conducts training on talking about abortion.

IDK what actually occurred, of course, but I’ve read reports that Wen was given about a week’s advanced notice of the meeting and provided the opportunity to resign, but dug her heels in. Her tweet that she had been ousted and then longer statement obviously crafted by PPFA Comms put a bad taste in my mouth. She was re…

I get where you’re coming from but I think this approach does a disservice to these issues. Rampant gun violence and police brutality are incredibly important issues that deserve their own nuanced conversations and shouldn’t be conflated with each other, let alone abortion access. I’m angry too, but it feels more…

This is obviously far from as serious as allegations of abuse, but Murray has come to my hometown on a handful of occasions because one of his good friends lives there. There are always rumblings about how much of a dick he is to service industry people. On one such visit, my sister was working at one of the more…

I know TWO (2) separate people this has happened to. One was a kitten in the washer and she noticed it after about 5 minutes- thankfully no real harm done. The other was an older cat in the DRYER for about 5-10 and he noticed because of the loud thumping noise. Cat was severely dehydrated but as far as I know survived…

The “she has the wrong guy” story line was so fucking infuriating it still boils my blood whenever I think about it.

To be fair, that was Bobby Finger who has since left Jezebel and makes a point to not talk about the Kardashians on his podcast Who? Weekly

WAit Justin Bobby is on the reboot?

I think Madeline’s youngest is named Chloe. You think she’s evil? She seems like a sweet kid that has learned how to trade in gossip from her mom. Maybe I got played by the kid’s taste in music though. 

Right? What a thing to criticize this family for...