Lidias is still good. 

I love the episode where Brandi makes fun of Scheana’s tooth and she immediately burst into tears. Lisa was like, “I’m sorry TF did you expect from the woman whose marriage you helped destroy??”

You should go back and find the write-up Clover Hope did about SUR, Pump, and Villa Blanca. It is hilarious. The balsamic reduction!!

Don’t forget the cocaine abuse!  

Ugh yea. That episode aired around the first time I was really examining my relationship with alcohol and seeking treatment. I wanted to throw my shoe through the television. THIS IS YOUR PARTNER AND YOU CARE MORE ABOUT THE APPEARANCE OF “FUN” THAN HIS HEALTH.

Can confirm - freezing growths off your body with liquid nitrogen hurts very bad. Feels like they’re being cauterized. 

The images alone aren’t terrrrrrible but the food commentary really pushes it over the edge. 

LOL I get that I really only go to lurk on r/stopdrinking. I kind of wish I had pre-warned our families so the temptation wasn’t there. It was really easy to say “oh it’s xmas” and hop off the wagon and I’m kind of regretting not sticking with it. Oh well time to try again! 

I think it was the lettuce a few years ago. A lot of times when people get sick from listeria it’s uncooked veggies like lettuce that aren’t properly washed. Pre-packaged salads are particularly nefarious. 

I struggle with blaming him and the general state of the country - but man the Kavanaugh hearings threw me for a goddamn loop I still haven’t really recovered from. 

Do you visit r/stopdrinking? I’ve seen them raving about “This Naked Mind” and curious if you’re going about it with a support system. I did 14 days last month at my therapist’s suggestion and am gonna try to stay dry January as well. My boyfriend’s sister was the only one who really hassled me during the two weeks…

Nah McDonald’s knocks Chipotle out of the park. If you like overpaying for mediocre fast-casual “mexican” that all weirdly tastes the same, go to Chipotle I guess. I think McDonald’s owns the company tho.

For real tho. 

Listen the cookie OBVIOUSLY has a PENIS or else WHAT are we even HERE for??????????????????????????????

I guess it’s good to know what argument I have to arm myself against going into Christmas.

I won’t lie to you - we did the removal and insertion in one session and it was some of the worst pain I’ve ever experienced. Removal wasn’t terrible but one of the arms of Kyleena didn’t immediately spring open so they had to go back in and adjust it. I’ve accepted that the pain is worth it for 5 hassle-free years…

Here for her lil’ sis’ Kyleena. I had about a year left of Skyla at the start of the Trump administration and was panicking to my OB about the possibility of losing insurance before it was spent. She was like, “Uh, let’s just take it out and replace it with a longer-acting version” and I was like “YOU CAN DO THAT” and…

That’s a pretty good point I hadn’t considered. Trying not to trash my partner here but he can’t be relied upon to pay bills I’m not playing Russian Roulette w/ my womb no sir. 

The first few seasons really cement why the show is so popular. The people have genuinely been friends long before cameras were introduced and they are just... awful. Vapid, petty, drunken, conventionally beautiful bafoons. The people who edit the show are masters of situational comedy, and there are a few big…

Yea that has been a bit of a struggle with us as well. He isn’t dirty so much as just...messy and when we were getting serious about moving in together I made sure to consistently remind him that I expect better at our place. It was like pulling teeth the first few months and my therapist had to get me to a place of…