You’re welcome! I’ve been working up the nerve to play it for my partner but aforementioned pill I’ve been. I’m feeling particularly grateful for him as of late so this seems like something we can address when I get out of my funk. 

I just tried for way too long to make a haiku about the time our roof caved in a utility room where we kept two litter boxes and soaked everything in cat shit water. Also roots in the pipes caused the plumbing to back up in the CARPETED BATHROOM.

I was pleasantly surprised to find my millennial cismale partner is good about equality with typical chores and cooking but I find I am still the emotional backbone of the house and it’s frustrating he can’t see it. Dear Sugar’s “I am the list” podcast episode about emotional labor division is great.

A technology that will develop to criminalize birth control no doubt.

Correct take on arugula. Piled fresh atop a hot prosciutto pizza mmmm 

Ar u gula really drag my favorite green like that?? (it’s a stretch I’m sorry I had to try)

Yaaaaaa Governor Kelly!! 

Which is a nearly impossible date to retroactively determine as is. God this defense is stupid. 

It might! I have high hopes for Governor Elect Kelly and hopefully an argument this bad and public will shine a light on the need to reverse that decision. 

Short, sweet, to the point

I don’t think she knew to ask for a provisional ballot but it was too late to grab her. 

KCMO! We’ve got three separate ballot initiatives for medical marijuana (only one is good #yeson2), an effort to raise the minimum wage, and the absolute necessity of keeping Claire McCaskill in office. No early voting and a voter-id law means my polling place was packed with mostly 20-50 yo’s and it took about an…

I actually had to talk my partner out of buying this as a decoration for his parent’s house (huge winos). THIS IS NOT A DECORATIVE DECISION ONE MAKES FOR OTHERS.

Agreed. I may also be totally talking out of my ass but I feel like when I wear ponies as high as Ariana’s it hurts less than the height Camila had hers at. I feel like Camila’s would pull down whereas a super high pony can kind of relax on top of your head.

Oh no! Well hopefully you find someone you like soon. If you don’t mind my asking, how much are you paying for a trainer? I don’t think I’ve got the motivation to go it alone rn.

Sorry. I did a solid three months of “THIS IS AWESOME I’M CREATING NEW HABITS I’M GETTING ENDORPHINS I’M BUILDING STRENGTH” then vacation, then Kavanaugh, and we’re back to drinking canned wine after work instead of hitting the gym. 

To be fair, in my extensive front-of-house experience I can say that, the majority of the time, the customer is indeed a hapless idiot. 

Definitely worse if you don’t watch it. 

You have to. Jezebel’s coverage of the first couple of seasons is what got me into it and I am so glad I did. 

Wow Schwartz looks like shit in that sliver of him yelling at Katie.